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Previously on "How to spot a winker"
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I like the saying that goes: "If you're on a week-long course and you haven't worked out who the biggest twunt is by the end of the first day, then the biggest twunt might be you"
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... when I get a window.Originally posted by Boney M View PostThose that continue to use the latest buzz words, especially those that use them when they clearly dont know the meaning of them.
Also anyone who uses any variation the of line "I will/we will touchbase...."
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Those that continue to use the latest buzz words, especially those that use them when they clearly dont know the meaning of them.
Also anyone who uses any variation the of line "I will/we will touchbase...."
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..and yet he doesn't accuse you of being undersexed.Originally posted by Ticktock View PostAre you asking for the reason she'd want a threesome, or are you asking whether she wants one at all and made an error in your post?
It was a joke eek, lighten up.
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People that finish conversations whilst walking away, talking very loudly and sounding important. Really gets my goat that does.
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I don't think I ever called a woman a winker, the appropriate ones are usually tossers or merde-bouchesOriginally posted by mudskipper View Post(Female in ClientCo's case - can they still be a winker or do we have a special term for lady onanists?)
dont get me started on American women on planes. just dont. winkers
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Yes; I have to deal with one of those every day. Permie, obviously; he wouldn't survive a week in contracting because he'd irritate someone to point of being chucked out on his arse.Originally posted by RedSauce View PostThis person who is first to highlight other peoples mistakes
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