How to spot a winker

[suityou01]

I used to be really bad at spotting 's

I think as you get older you spot them easier as they remind you of someone you used to know, who was a

Today I got an email at work from someone in the upper echelons of client co talking about the office move to new premises. His name irritated me. Poncy up his own a***e kind of surname.

Then his signature. Not really a signature, more a can't be arsed scrawl. I think you can tell a lot about a man by his signature.

What other tell tale signs have you learned over the years to spot complete and utter tosspots at 100 paces?

[MarillionFan]

I used to be really bad at spotting 's

I think as you get older you spot them easier as they remind you of someone you used to know, who was a

Today I got an email at work from someone in the upper echelons of client co talking about the office move to new premises. His name irritated me. Poncy up his own a***e kind of surname.

Then his signature. Not really a signature, more a can't be arsed scrawl. I think you can tell a lot about a man by his signature.

What other tell tale signs have you learned over the years to spot complete and utter tosspots at 100 paces?

Posters who start threads on CUK bad mouthing other groups of people.

[suityou01]

Posters who start threads on CUK bad mouthing other groups of people.

He even had someone send the email on his behalf

[Mich the Tester]

From my signature and handwriting you might learn that I have had several broken fingers and can't manage much more than a messy scrawl.

[amcdonald]

Anyone whose range of insults only extends to calling people cretins

[suityou01]

Posters who start threads on CUK bad mouthing other groups of people.

Where as you are far more targeted

[MarillionFan]

Where as you are far more targeted

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...bedwetter.html

[suityou01]

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...bedwetter.html

OK you asked for it

The above link is about the mighty MF cacking it when a 4 foot high 12 year old threatened him in the street btw.

[oracleslave]

Anything but a firm handshake leads me to distrust you
Any winker (and I have seen quite a few) with that stupid slogan of "your lack of planning does not constitute an emergency for me" in their email signature.

[Mich the Tester]

Any winker (and I have seen quite a few) with a slogan in their email signature.

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