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How to spot a winker

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    #11
    Is it the fact there are more 's or that you are getting older and less tolerant?
    'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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      #12
      Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
      Is it the fact there are more 's or that you are getting older and less tolerant?
      I am not intolerant

      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #13
        Look in the mirror?

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          #14
          Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
          "your lack of planning does not constitute an emergency for me" .
          don't have that but do think it regularly!

          must admit I try to wait until i have had a few contacts before I write someone off.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #15
            A winker is almost always easy to clock, particularly in a professional environment. Usually given away by being the type that uses 100 words where 5 will do.
            Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
            +5 Xeno Cool Points

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              #16
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
              A winker is almost always easy to clock, particularly in a professional environment. Usually given away by being the type that uses 100 words where 5 will do.
              Nearly forgot. Playing the guitar in socially awkward situations. Definite sign of a
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #17
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                A winker is almost always easy to clock, particularly in a professional environment. Usually given away by being the type that uses 100 words where 5 will do.
                WMPS - People who think words used are directly proportional to intelligence are generally winkers

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by zeitghost
                  This place is crammed full of tossers like that, you'll be unsurprised to learn.
                  No need for it, is there? Part of the "do you know who I am" brigade no doubt. Probably up the lodge most nights. s
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by RedSauce View Post
                    WMPS - People who think words used are directly proportional to intelligence are generally winkers
                    Similar to those who needlessly extend meetings by either asking tenuously related questions [in an attempt to look clever] or by repeating what someone else has said, using a slightly different word order [in an attempt to look clever]. Those types make me growl.
                    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                      Similar to those who needlessly extend meetings by either asking tenuously related questions [in an attempt to look clever] or by repeating what someone else has said, using a slightly different word order [in an attempt to look clever]. Those types make me growl.
                      What makes me growl is those that use a slightly different order of words to repeat what someone else just said to make themselves look clever.
                      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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