Is it the fact there are more 's or that you are getting older and less tolerant?
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How to spot a winker
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostIs it the fact there are more 's or that you are getting older and less tolerant?
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by oracleslave View Post"your lack of planning does not constitute an emergency for me" .
must admit I try to wait until i have had a few contacts before I write someone off.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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A winker is almost always easy to clock, particularly in a professional environment. Usually given away by being the type that uses 100 words where 5 will do.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostA winker is almost always easy to clock, particularly in a professional environment. Usually given away by being the type that uses 100 words where 5 will do.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostA winker is almost always easy to clock, particularly in a professional environment. Usually given away by being the type that uses 100 words where 5 will do.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostThis place is crammed full of tossers like that, you'll be unsurprised to learn.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by RedSauce View PostWMPS - People who think words used are directly proportional to intelligence are generally winkersPractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostSimilar to those who needlessly extend meetings by either asking tenuously related questions [in an attempt to look clever] or by repeating what someone else has said, using a slightly different word order [in an attempt to look clever]. Those types make me growl.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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