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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostAre we discussing Mary Poppins growler now?
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It was nice knowing you.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostAre we discussing Mary Poppins growler now?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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What about the ones where you weren't allowed to play on the pool table etc...Comment
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostThat's a bit rich calling MF out with this thread.
What about the ones where you weren't allowed to play on the pool table etc...
And where he did the wrong Business Analysis & walked out of his contract
And where he flounced because no-one was taking him seriously
And where he screwed the project plan up & walked out of his contract
And where Suityou04 felled him with a rubber sword
And where he did some Oracle and walked out of his contract
And where Suityou02 did the local rugby club as they were short of money
And where he walked out of his contract as they said he was fat
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etcWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostNearly forgot. Playing the guitar in socially awkward situations. Definite sign of a“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostLike when you've followed through on a fart whilst wearing white trousers in a posh eaterie (I can't spell restaurauant. I'll get my guitar)And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
+5 Xeno Cool PointsComment
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostLike when you've followed through on a fart whilst wearing white trousers in a posh eaterie
Possibly NSFW!Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostDon't wear white trousers. It's never a good look.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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