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How to spot a winker

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    #21
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    What makes me growl is those that use a slightly different order of words to repeat what someone else just said to make themselves look clever.
    Are we discussing Mary Poppins growler now?
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #22
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      Are we discussing Mary Poppins growler now?
      Did you just ....? You didn't just .....

      oh



      It was nice knowing you.
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #23
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        Are we discussing Mary Poppins growler now?
        Are you picturing an afro?
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #24
          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          OK you asked for it

          The above link is about the mighty MF cacking it when a 4 foot high 12 year old threatened him in the street btw.
          That's a bit rich calling MF out with this thread.

          What about the ones where you weren't allowed to play on the pool table etc...

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            #25
            Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
            That's a bit rich calling MF out with this thread.

            What about the ones where you weren't allowed to play on the pool table etc...
            And where he got banned from the pub
            And where he did the wrong Business Analysis & walked out of his contract
            And where he flounced because no-one was taking him seriously
            And where he screwed the project plan up & walked out of his contract
            And where Suityou04 felled him with a rubber sword
            And where he did some Oracle and walked out of his contract
            And where Suityou02 did the local rugby club as they were short of money
            And where he walked out of his contract as they said he was fat
            etc
            etc
            etc
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #26
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              Nearly forgot. Playing the guitar in socially awkward situations. Definite sign of a
              Like when you've followed through on a fart whilst wearing white trousers in a posh eaterie (I can't spell restaurauant. I'll get my guitar)
              Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                #27
                Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                Like when you've followed through on a fart whilst wearing white trousers in a posh eaterie (I can't spell restaurauant. I'll get my guitar)
                Don't wear white trousers. It's never a good look.
                And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                  Are you picturing an afro?


                  Gross
                  Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                  +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                    Like when you've followed through on a fart whilst wearing white trousers in a posh eaterie
                    Or bungee jumping in white trousers

                    Possibly NSFW!
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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                      Don't wear white trousers. It's never a good look.
                      Or blue espedrilles with green trousers for that matter
                      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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