Originally posted by mudskipper
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How to spot a winker
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Deffo. You're either a winker or a liar.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Strum(pets) ?Originally posted by mudskipper View Post(Female in ClientCo's case - can they still be a winker or do we have a special term for lady onanists?)
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Originally posted by RedSauce View PostThis person who is first to highlight other peoples mistakes
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Between my gotcha last week and the post above you definitely aren't getting enough. Do you want us to do a whip round and get Mitch over?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
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I am more than enough for her.Originally posted by eek View PostBetween my gotcha last week and the post above you definitely aren't getting enough. Do you want us to do a whip round and get Mitch over?
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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You are a braver man than me. You know the warning at the top of this form also applies to mp?Originally posted by suityou01 View PostI am more than enough for her.
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True datOriginally posted by eek View PostYou are a braver man than me. You know the warning at the top of this form also applies to mp?
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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