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 At least the sharts don't show up and nobody notices if I wipe snot on my trousers.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014
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 Slightly different as they weren't 12 and are now in prison for breaking the landlord's jaw in 3 places. Just sayin.Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostThat's a bit rich calling MF out with this thread.
 
 What about the ones where you weren't allowed to play on the pool table etc... Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras. Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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 Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostAt least the sharts don't show up and nobody notices if I wipe snot on my trousers.  
 
 POTD Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras. Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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 Do they jail girls who are still in the brownies???Originally posted by suityou01 View PostSlightly different as they weren't 12 and are now in prison for breaking the landlord's jaw in 3 places. Just sayin. What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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 Sadly you're probably rightOriginally posted by suityou01 View Post  
 
 POTD Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey. Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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 Thought I would add a few that you missed.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostAnd where he got banned from the pub
 And where he did the wrong Business Analysis & walked out of his contract
 And where he flounced because no-one was taking him seriously
 And where he screwed the project plan up & walked out of his contract
 And where Suityou04 felled him with a rubber sword
 And where he did some Oracle and walked out of his contract
 And where Suityou02 did the local rugby club as they were short of money
 And where he walked out of his contract as they said he was fat
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 etc
 etc
 
 http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...er-thread.html
 http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...u-feckers.html
 http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...nversions.htmlComment
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 What's your point?Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostThought I would add a few that you missed.
 
 http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...er-thread.html
 http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...u-feckers.html
 http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...nversions.html Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras. Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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 Thought it was how to spot aOriginally posted by suityou01 View PostWhat's your point?  and I think I have spotted one and I think I have spotted one  Comment
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 You are scared on Brownies.....Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostDo they jail girls who are still in the brownies???
 
 May I suggest you avoid Disneyland Paris over whitsun next year. 15,000 are supposedly going....merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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 So if green trousers hide snot stains, brown trousers hide shartstains and red trousers hide bloodstains, what are Darmstadt's white trousers supposed to hide?And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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