How to spot a winker

[Mich the Tester]

Or blue espedrilles with green trousers for that matter

At least the sharts don't show up and nobody notices if I wipe snot on my trousers.

[suityou01]

That's a bit rich calling MF out with this thread.

What about the ones where you weren't allowed to play on the pool table etc...

Slightly different as they weren't 12 and are now in prison for breaking the landlord's jaw in 3 places. Just sayin.

[suityou01]

At least the sharts don't show up and nobody notices if I wipe snot on my trousers.

POTD

[MarillionFan]

Slightly different as they weren't 12 and are now in prison for breaking the landlord's jaw in 3 places. Just sayin.

Do they jail girls who are still in the brownies???

[MaryPoppins]

POTD

Sadly you're probably right

[FiveTimes]

And where he got banned from the pub
And where he did the wrong Business Analysis & walked out of his contract
And where he flounced because no-one was taking him seriously
And where he screwed the project plan up & walked out of his contract
And where Suityou04 felled him with a rubber sword
And where he did some Oracle and walked out of his contract
And where Suityou02 did the local rugby club as they were short of money
And where he walked out of his contract as they said he was fat
etc
etc
etc

Thought I would add a few that you missed.

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...er-thread.html
http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...u-feckers.html
http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...nversions.html

[suityou01]

Thought I would add a few that you missed.

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...er-thread.html
http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...u-feckers.html
http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...nversions.html

What's your point?

[FiveTimes]

What's your point?

Thought it was how to spot a and I think I have spotted one

[eek]

Do they jail girls who are still in the brownies???

You are scared on Brownies.....

May I suggest you avoid Disneyland Paris over whitsun next year. 15,000 are supposedly going....

[Mich the Tester]

So if green trousers hide snot stains, brown trousers hide shartstains and red trousers hide bloodstains, what are Darmstadt's white trousers supposed to hide?