Perfume

[GeorgeB]

Avoid buying perfumes, you'll never get it right.

You don't know if she's classy ( then will prefer expensive perfumes) or brassy ( anything high street with an actresses/pop stars name on it).

Its also a first date and if she's dropping hints about gifts already............

Let me paint a better picture of the situation...

She thinks I'm loaded and I'm 99% sure this is just a gold digging exercise. I dont mind this as its just a bit fun for couple weeks / months.

Oh and shes a... Lap Dancer!

 

[d000hg]

What's the point going for dinner when all you're doing is paying for sex?

Clearly you should choose a perfume YOU like the smell of since you're buying it to get her to sleep with you.

 

[SimonMac]

Let me paint a better picture of the situation...

She thinks I'm loaded and I'm 99% sure this is just a gold digging exercise. I dont mind this as its just a bit fun for couple weeks / months.

Oh and shes a... Lap Dancer!

If you are paying for services be it cash or goods lap dancer is only what she tell's her family she does

 

[GeorgeB]

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What's the point going for dinner when all you're doing is paying for sex?

Clearly you should choose a perfume YOU like the smell of since you're buying it to get her to sleep with you.

I'm not sure I like the way you summed it up there.

 

[BlasterBates]

Let me paint a better picture of the situation...

She thinks I'm loaded and I'm 99% sure this is just a gold digging exercise. I dont mind this as its just a bit fun for couple weeks / months.

Oh and shes a... Lap Dancer!

Unless you buy her £500 worth of perfume and show her a Lamborghini and take her to most expensive nightclub in Mayfair this aint going anywhere. She's not going back with you anywhere until you've spent several hundred quid.

The meeting with my tax advisor is going to cost me £150, but at least she'll give me a "free" cup of coffee and save me 10 grand.

 

[The Spartan]

One Million - Paco Rabanne
Light Blue - D & G
212 Sexy - Caroline Herrera
Obssession - Calvin Klein
Deep Red - Hugo Boss

I tend to buy perfume for the wife a lot

 

[fullyautomatix]

No offense to your intelligence George, but have you sat down and seriously thought why a super stunning leggy blonde is single and and enticing a ugly, shaggy, pot bellied nerd into a coffee date ?

It something is too good to be true it always is. Stick to either pot noodles or cleaners.

FA in dating advice mode.

 

[cojak]

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I'm not sure I like the way you summed it up there.

Why not? It's the truth...

 

[cojak]

Unless you buy her £500 worth of perfume and show her a Lamborghini and take her to most expensive nightclub in Mayfair this aint going anywhere. She's not going back with you anywhere until you've spent several hundred quid.

The meeting with my tax advisor is going to cost me £150, but at least she'll give me a "free" cup of coffee and save me 10 grand.

WHS

I've been to one of these places and I can tell you the girls make a damn sight more than most of contractors here make...

 

[GeorgeB]

Starting to feel a bit silly now

Maybe I'll just not bother.

(wish I never mentioned the lap dancer bit now!)