Starting to feel a bit silly now
Maybe I'll just not bother.
(wish I never mentioned the lap dancer bit now!)

WHS
I've been to one of these places and I can tell you the girls make a damn sight more than most of contractors here make...

No. I don't expect any man to buy my perfume, not even Mr C (he doesn't even know of my last purchase...)
Perfumes are a love (and a bit of an Obsession) for me.
Starting to feel a bit silly now
Maybe I'll just not bother.
(wish I never mentioned the lap dancer bit now!)
One Million - Paco Rabanne
Light Blue - D & G
212 Sexy - Caroline Herrera
Obssession - Calvin Klein
Deep Red - Hugo Boss
I tend to buy perfume for the wife a lot![]()
Why not take her by surprise and twist it a little.
Perfume Pilgrim: Exclusive tours of hidden perfume shops in London
Then a quick dinner and back to her place to try them.
Or
Factory Tour - Cotswold Perfumery
+ a nice hotel
If she still has her hand out after you organise that she is 'that kind of girl' so bang & forget - bound to teach you a few tricks and probably send you to the clap clinic.

Just do what I do and tell everyone you lied!
I throw in the odd porky every now and then - then when I tell the truth I don't get believed and it covers up my outrageous statements.
e.g. Mrs P is a dominatrix. True or False?
You need to apologise a lot? You dark horse.