Perfume

[FiveTimes]

Poison

[norrahe]

Starting to feel a bit silly now

Maybe I'll just not bother.

(wish I never mentioned the lap dancer bit now!)

[Diver]

WHS

I've been to one of these places and I can tell you the girls make a damn sight more than most of contractors here make...

Researching Plan B ?

[BrilloPad]

No. I don't expect any man to buy my perfume, not even Mr C (he doesn't even know of my last purchase...)

Perfumes are a love (and a bit of an Obsession ) for me.

Lucky Mr C.

I happened to mention to Mrs P a few weeks ago that my new office is right outside Jo Malone. She said "good. I have just run out. get me some".

I suppose that will teach me for being so stupid.

[BrilloPad]

Starting to feel a bit silly now

Maybe I'll just not bother.

(wish I never mentioned the lap dancer bit now!)

Just do what I do and tell everyone you lied!

I throw in the odd porky every now and then - then when I tell the truth I don't get believed and it covers up my outrageous statements.

e.g. Mrs P is a dominatrix. True or False?

[vetran]

One Million - Paco Rabanne
Light Blue - D & G
212 Sexy - Caroline Herrera
Obssession - Calvin Klein
Deep Red - Hugo Boss

I tend to buy perfume for the wife a lot

You need to apologise a lot? You dark horse.

[vetran]

Why not take her by surprise and twist it a little.

Perfume Pilgrim: Exclusive tours of hidden perfume shops in London

Then a quick dinner and back to her place to try them.

Or

Factory Tour - Cotswold Perfumery

+ a nice hotel

If she still has her hand out after you organise that she is 'that kind of girl' so bang & forget - bound to teach you a few tricks and probably send you to the clap clinic.

[GeorgeB]

Why not take her by surprise and twist it a little.

Perfume Pilgrim: Exclusive tours of hidden perfume shops in London

Then a quick dinner and back to her place to try them.

Or

Factory Tour - Cotswold Perfumery

+ a nice hotel

If she still has her hand out after you organise that she is 'that kind of girl' so bang & forget - bound to teach you a few tricks and probably send you to the clap clinic.

Thats actually a very good idea

[SupremeSpod]

Just do what I do and tell everyone you lied!

I throw in the odd porky every now and then - then when I tell the truth I don't get believed and it covers up my outrageous statements.

e.g. Mrs P is a dominatrix. True or False?

Please Sir!!!

I think I know the answer to that one!

[The Spartan]

You need to apologise a lot? You dark horse.

Lol I just like to keep her happy, seeing as I'm away a lot lately