Perfume

[Diver]

No. I don't expect any man to buy my perfume, not even Mr C (he doesn't even know of my last purchase...)

Perfumes are a love (and a bit of an Obsession ) for me.

Mr's D is the same. She has a large collection.

Also of shoes & handbags (and clothes)

Oh! and now 2 outfit matching laptop bags

And She steals my wardrobe space

 

[d000hg]

I don't approve of such a move (on the 1st date! tsk...) but since you're going in with your eyes open I would suggest a little subtleness, and a try for something a bit exclusive.

And is she sultry or spring-like?

And what do you class as expensive?

Sultry:
Givenchy Very Irrisistable

Spring-like:
Jo Malone Orange Blossom

For cheaper but still nice perfumes go to a L'Occitane shop near you and have a sniff around, the shop assistants are lovely in there and will be appry to help.

It's actually not bad, I had that a few years ago. But there are loads out there.

Just don't buy anything with a pop star's face or name on it...

If she's asking for perfume on a first date then some chav-spray sounds quite appropriate. I reckon George has confused 'a looker' for fake tan and hair+nail extensions.

£34, I can handle that.

You're either rich or desperate.

How would I know what her scent is?

That's why you shouldn't be buying her anything.



In real life, seriously what kind of person would ask for a present for a date? Unless of course the man says "pleeeeeeease go on a date with me, I'll buy you something nice"...

 

[Old Hack]

Bit worried to admit I have a large selection of colognes...

 

[Diver]

Bit worried to admit I have a large selection of colognes...

I have 2 drawers full of them. Xmas and birthday presents.

and a possible fire hazard.

I'm still using the Aramis, Brut and Denim aftershaves I was bought about 15 years ago

 

[GeorgeB]

Hey d00g,

This is never going to end in marriage, its just a bit fun. If I dont spend the money on her it will be on something else... anyway, I'll proabbly lose interest after the 'back for coffee' bit. And I wont lose interest because I'm that kind of guy, but because she's that kind of girl.

fun fun fun

 

[oracleslave]

And is she sultry or spring-like?

WGAS. What's her best time for sucking a golf ball through 5 yards of hosepipe?

 

[GeorgeB]

WGAS. What's her best time for sucking a golf ball through 5 yards of hosepipe?

Probably about 2.4 seconds haha

whatr does WGAS mean?

 

[oracleslave]

Probably about 2.4 seconds haha

whatr does WGAS mean?

WGAS

 

[GeorgeB]

WGAS

Thanks, I'll be using that one alot!

 

[norrahe]

Avoid buying perfumes, you'll never get it right.

You don't know if she's classy ( then will prefer expensive perfumes) or brassy ( anything high street with an actresses/pop stars name on it).

Its also a first date and if she's dropping hints about gifts already............