Perfume

[GeorgeB]

Ok Guys,

I know all of you are gurus on this subject.

I have a first date with a bit of stunner after work today, and were going for coffee! She hinted it would be nice to get a bottle of smelly for her.

Which purfume do you suggest? I don't want to spend too much but I need to not appear cheap at the same time!

I'm a bit lost here....

 

[ChimpMaster]

Ok Guys,

I know all of you are gurus on this subject.

I have a first date with a bit of stunner after work today, and were going for coffee! She hinted it would be nice to get a bottle of smelly for her.

Which purfume do you suggest? I don't want to spend too much but I need to not appear cheap at the same time!

I'm a bit lost here....

Normally you just pay the hourly fee and that's it. Any extras you wish to buy her are entirely optional.

 

[Diver]

Ok Guys,

I know all of you are gurus on this subject.

I have a first date with a bit of stunner after work today, and were going for coffee! She hinted it would be nice to get a bottle of smelly for her.

Which purfume do you suggest? I don't want to spend too much but I need to not appear cheap at the same time!

I'm a bit lost here....

First date and she's on the scrounge already

Hinted that it would be nice to get a bottle of smelly!!!!!

I trust you said that as this is the 21st century, it should be an exchange of gifts and it would be nice if she got you a gold Rolex.

I don't care how much of a stunner, she's not a catch she's a cadge. what she's actually hinted at is that it will cost you to go out on a date with her (probably a lot more once she starts ordering). If you're paying for a date (Bartering) how desperate are you?

You can have a date with me for the cost of a meal (Not a Brillopad Pizza though)

 

[GeorgeB]

Yeah, I know. Spidey sense tells me gold digger, but I can take it on the chin for a bit.

Did I say she was super stunning!

 

[Diver]

Yeah, I know. Spidey sense tells me gold digger, but I can take it on the chin for a bit.

Did I say she was super stunning!

She'd have to be.

Don't forget the Rohypnol

 

[GeorgeB]

She'd have to be.

Don't forget the Rohypnol

Vodka, tonic, Rohypnol - check

 

[GeorgeB]

You could probably guess her occupation already...

 

[FiveTimes]

Yeah, I know. Spidey sense tells me gold digger, but I can take it on the chin for a bit.

Did I say she was super stunning!

Its no good saying super stunning unless its backed up with pics

 

[GeorgeB]

Its no good saying super stunning unless its backed up with pics

I dont have any pics, but in good community spirit I'm willing to get some!... if i get at least one mother flippin perfurme suggestion!

 

[MrMark]

Your application as "Meal Ticket" is now officially under consideration...