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My advice would be don't buy any perfume and not to mention anything when you meet. Then when she drops a hint, just open your mouth wide and say you clean forgot. When you come to pay the bill, open an empty wallet and say "oh bloody hell I forgot to go to the cash dispenser, can you lend me a tenner, I'll give it you back on Friday."


