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WLMGS - watch the following, then cancel the date. She doesn't care what the perfume smells like, just how much she can sell it for. Actually, if you do go for coffee with her, get a fake bottle - think of it as damage limitation.Originally posted by lukemg View PostYou are getting rinsed, see recent documentary for details.
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In my experience, any money spent on someone you are dating is invariably a waste of money and something you will regret after you never see them again, and Im talking birthdays and Xmas here.
Would never ever consider buying something for someone on a first date. Havent you heard the saying, no one wants to buy a cow when you can get the milk for free. And trust me, the milk is always free.Comment
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Originally posted by k2p2 View PostDon't listen to them GeorgeB. She sounds like a lovely lass.
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<toodles off for a quick spritz...>
Today I am mostly wearing Evelyn & Crabtree's Cayman Winds."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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'Over-sexualised' Femfresh shaving advert banned - BBC News
Does this cause offence? I have watched it numerous times and I still cannot decide.Comment
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This one's far cleverer....Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post'Over-sexualised' Femfresh shaving advert banned - BBC News
Does this cause offence? I have watched it numerous times and I still cannot decide.
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