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A very economical (and hopefully termination-safe) word.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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As the consequence of a microlight accident, I believe(?)Originally posted by TonyEnglish View PostHis face looks like it's melting!Comment
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Confidence? I used to have that once, dated nos 1 & 2 in the Uni beauty contest. One lowers one's sights. My last (free) liason about 2 years back looked like Jabba the Hut.bloggoth
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Was that at the beginning or end of the night?Originally posted by xoggoth View PostConfidence? I used to have that once, dated nos 1 & 2 in the Uni beauty contest. One lowers one's sights. My last (free) liason about 2 years back looked like Jabba the Hut.
If at the beginning, you have my sympathy.Comment
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I find this with one of my mates.
Nice girl, good looking, decent job (interesting rather than well paid), easy going personality keeps hooking up with a twat after twat and I'm at a loss to explain why.Comment
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Some women like twats. Keep em keen treat em mean! Most women want someone reliable and attentive which usually means boring. Yet they also want someone exciting and want a challenge i.e. a twat. You cannot have both in one package. Many women marry the boring chap but still want the twat.I remember the good old days of this site when people used to moan about serious contractor related issues like house prices and immigration. How times have changed!?Comment
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Maybe there's something to this "Lynx Effect" after all ....The close proximity of the letters 'G' and 'T' are the reason I'll never again send an important email and end it with "Regards" ....Comment
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