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TriggerHippy replied

28 July 2009, 21:58
Maybe there's something to this "Lynx Effect" after all ....
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Numptycorner replied

28 July 2009, 21:33
Some women like twats. Keep em keen treat em mean! Most women want someone reliable and attentive which usually means boring. Yet they also want someone exciting and want a challenge i.e. a twat. You cannot have both in one package. Many women marry the boring chap but still want the twat.
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Sockpuppet replied

28 July 2009, 21:30
I find this with one of my mates.

Nice girl, good looking, decent job (interesting rather than well paid), easy going personality keeps hooking up with a twat after twat and I'm at a loss to explain why.
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Clippy replied

28 July 2009, 20:21
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

Confidence? I used to have that once, dated nos 1 & 2 in the Uni beauty contest. One lowers one's sights. My last (free) liason about 2 years back looked like Jabba the Hut.

Was that at the beginning or end of the night?

If at the beginning, you have my sympathy.
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xoggoth replied

28 July 2009, 17:26
Confidence? I used to have that once, dated nos 1 & 2 in the Uni beauty contest. One lowers one's sights. My last (free) liason about 2 years back looked like Jabba the Hut.
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Menelaus replied

28 July 2009, 16:06
Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post

His face looks like it's melting!

As the consequence of a microlight accident, I believe(?)
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Zippy replied

28 July 2009, 15:43
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

DILLIGAF

A very economical (and hopefully termination-safe) word.
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Mich the Tester replied

28 July 2009, 15:41
Originally posted by Alf W View Post

Maybe the answer (NSFW)

DILLIGAF
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Coalman replied

28 July 2009, 15:34
Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

On Radio 4, Debbie McGee is invariably referred to as "that lovely Debbie McGee - I wonder what she sees in her millionaire husband, Paul Daniels?"

Dandruff?

Bald patch?

/IGMC
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RichardCranium replied

28 July 2009, 15:27
On Radio 4, Debbie McGee is invariably referred to as "that lovely Debbie McGee - I wonder what she sees in her millionaire husband, Paul Daniels?"
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Alf W replied

28 July 2009, 15:09
Maybe the answer (NSFW)
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DimPrawn replied

28 July 2009, 15:09
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

You obviously missed the irony in my post...

Sorry, didn't have my metal detector on.
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Churchill replied

28 July 2009, 15:08
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

That is, all you ugly ****ers stick together.

You obviously missed the irony in my post...
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mace replied

28 July 2009, 15:06
Gordon Brown or Lembit Opik?
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DimPrawn replied

28 July 2009, 15:06
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Perhaps she genuinely loves him.

That is, all you ugly ****ers stick together.
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