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Why do I get the impression these women have almost no brains or personality. What does one do with them for the other 23 hours 45 minutes of the day? -
Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWhy do I get the impression these women have almost no brains or personality. What does one do with them for the other 23 hours 58 minutes of the day?
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That worked for me when I was in charge of the stationary cupboard.Originally posted by Menelaus View PostPower = aphrodisiac, or the impression of power at least...
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Not half! (You still owe me a box of staples by the way)Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostThat worked for me when I was in charge of the stationary cupboard.
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Jerk Syndrome.
Normal rational guys look at a woman like that and think "No way in hell do I have a chance there" and don't bother.
The jerks who are too thick or too arrogant to know they have no chance go for it anyway.
Since no decent guys bother trying to chat her up the woman thinks it must be a problem with her, so she says yes to the jerks."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Reckon shes got a corset on. Bit of a chunky monkey. And front page story? You cant buy publicity like that.Bored.Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostJerk Syndrome.
The jerks who are too thick or too arrogant to know they have no chance go for it anyway.
Since no decent guys bother trying to chat her up the woman thinks it must be a problem with her, so she says yes to the jerks.
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