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    Jammy f****r

    He must be hung like a donkey cos it can't be his looks!!!

    #2
    Why do I get the impression these women have almost no brains or personality. What does one do with them for the other 23 hours 45 minutes of the day?

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      #3
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      Why do I get the impression these women have almost no brains or personality. What does one do with them for the other 23 hours 58 minutes of the day?
      Bored.

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        #4
        He might be charming and intelligent?

        What am I saying?
        +50 Xeno Geek Points
        Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
        As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

        Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

        CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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          #5
          Power = aphrodisiac, or the impression of power at least...

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            #6
            Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
            Power = aphrodisiac, or the impression of power at least...
            That worked for me when I was in charge of the stationary cupboard.

            Oh yes!

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              #7
              Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
              That worked for me when I was in charge of the stationary cupboard.

              Oh yes!
              Not half! (You still owe me a box of staples by the way)
              +50 Xeno Geek Points
              Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
              As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

              Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

              CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                #8
                Jerk Syndrome.

                Normal rational guys look at a woman like that and think "No way in hell do I have a chance there" and don't bother.

                The jerks who are too thick or too arrogant to know they have no chance go for it anyway.

                Since no decent guys bother trying to chat her up the woman thinks it must be a problem with her, so she says yes to the jerks.
                "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                  #9
                  Reckon shes got a corset on. Bit of a chunky monkey. And front page story? You cant buy publicity like that.
                  Bored.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                    Jerk Syndrome.



                    The jerks who are too thick or too arrogant to know they have no chance go for it anyway.

                    Since no decent guys bother trying to chat her up the woman thinks it must be a problem with her, so she says yes to the jerks.

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