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    #21
    Originally posted by mace View Post
    Shagging Lembit guarantees any publicity hungry lady in a very competitive industry front page exposure. He's not that bad looking and probably treats the girls better than most.
    Think of it as a charitable donation
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    Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
    As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
    Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

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      #22
      Perhaps she genuinely loves him.

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        #23
        Originally posted by Churchill View Post
        Perhaps she genuinely loves him.
        That is, all you ugly ****ers stick together.

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          #24
          Gordon Brown or Lembit Opik?

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            #25
            Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
            That is, all you ugly ****ers stick together.

            You obviously missed the irony in my post...

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              #26
              Originally posted by Churchill View Post
              You obviously missed the irony in my post...
              Sorry, didn't have my metal detector on.

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                #27
                Maybe the answer (NSFW)
                Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."

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                  #28
                  On Radio 4, Debbie McGee is invariably referred to as "that lovely Debbie McGee - I wonder what she sees in her millionaire husband, Paul Daniels?"
                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                    On Radio 4, Debbie McGee is invariably referred to as "that lovely Debbie McGee - I wonder what she sees in her millionaire husband, Paul Daniels?"
                    Dandruff?

                    Bald patch?

                    /IGMC
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                    is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Alf W View Post
                      Maybe the answer (NSFW)
                      DILLIGAF
                      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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