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Originally posted by ace00 View PostReckon shes got a corset on. Bit of a chunky monkey. And front page story? You cant buy publicity like that.Comment
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Originally posted by Menelaus View PostPower = aphrodisiac, or the impression of power at least...Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostJerk Syndrome.
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The jerks who are too thick or too arrogant to know they have no chance go for it anyway.
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Perhaps the fact that he's a bit lop-sided, and she's stunning makes it a bit more random and all the more hilarious for them as a couple and they both sleep well laughing about it after banging each other stupid every night.
Seems like they have a good life to me.The cycle of life: born > learn > work > learn > dead.Comment
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"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWhy do I get the impression these women have almost no brains or personality. What does one do with them for the other 23 hours 45 minutes of the day?Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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Originally posted by TonyEnglish View PostI wouldn't mind filling in for him for the remainder.Comment
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Whose using who?
Shagging Lembit guarantees any publicity hungry lady in a very competitive industry front page exposure. He's not that bad looking and probably treats the girls better than most.Comment
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Originally posted by mace View PostShagging Lembit guarantees any publicity hungry lady in a very competitive industry front page exposure. He's not that bad looking and probably treats the girls better than most.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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