Jammy f****r

[sasguru]

The jerks who are too thick or too arrogant to know they have no chance go for it anyway.

Since no decent guys bother trying to chat her up the woman thinks it must be a problem with her, so she says yes to the jerks.

too thick

[Clippy]

Reckon shes got a corset on. Bit of a chunky monkey. And front page story? You cant buy publicity like that.

With tatas like that, she can sit on me any day of the week!

[Not So Wise]

Power = aphrodisiac, or the impression of power at least...

How does a Lib Dem MP even give the impression of power?

[Not So Wise]

Jerk Syndrome.
....

The jerks who are too thick or too arrogant to know they have no chance go for it anyway.
...

Yet they succeed, thus they had a chance no?

[chris79]

Perhaps the fact that he's a bit lop-sided, and she's stunning makes it a bit more random and all the more hilarious for them as a couple and they both sleep well laughing about it after banging each other stupid every night.

Seems like they have a good life to me.

[DaveB]

Yet they succeed, thus they had a chance no?

Since no decent guys bother trying to chat her up the woman thinks it must be a problem with her, so she says yes to the jerks.

..

[BoredBloke]

Why do I get the impression these women have almost no brains or personality. What does one do with them for the other 23 hours 45 minutes of the day?

I wouldn't mind filling in for him for the remainder.

[Menelaus]

I wouldn't mind filling in for him for the remainder.

You're all about the giving

[mace]

Whose using who?

Shagging Lembit guarantees any publicity hungry lady in a very competitive industry front page exposure. He's not that bad looking and probably treats the girls better than most.

[BoredBloke]

Shagging Lembit guarantees any publicity hungry lady in a very competitive industry front page exposure. He's not that bad looking and probably treats the girls better than most.

His face looks like it's melting!