Hygiene

[minestrone]

If I see someone not cleaning their hands after being at the toilet in an office I just go out and tell everyone, if there name is ever mentioned in conversation I will say "oh him, the one that does not clean his hands after using the toilet".

[NotAllThere]

... I was always taught to wash my hands when I went to the bathroom - both before and after.

You see, we've advanced in the UK since those days. Now we're taught not to piss on our hands.

[EternalOptimist]

If I see someone not cleaning their hands after being at the toilet in an office I just go out and tell everyone, if there name is ever mentioned in conversation I will say "oh him, the one that does not clean his hands after using the toilet".

I get around that one by always having a good scrub if there is anyone I know in the bog, but by having a good felch around if there isn't.

so get out of that one, mr smarty pants

[minestrone]

I get around that one by always having a good scrub if there is anyone I know in the bog, but by having a good felch around if there isn't.

so get out of that one, mr smarty pants

I don't do it for the public good, I just do it because I am a right gossip, worse than a post office granny.

[EternalOptimist]

I don't do it for the public good, I just do it because I am a right gossip, worse than a post office granny.

I always insist on sniffing peoples hands before shaking and checking the fingernails.
Someone should invent a 'Poo-light-pen-torch' that you can shine on Northerners etc, so that bits of poo glow .
That would save a lot of problems

[Pondlife]

But Muslim leaders criticised the council’s decision to change the gel, pointing out that Islamic teachings allow Muslims to use alcohol for medicinal purposes.

The Muslim Council of Britain said: ‘We would advise people to follow the medical advice so we would, of course, encourage people to use hand gel. ‘People need to find ways to accommodate their beliefs.’

Read more: http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/news/a...#ixzz0MSQ1Iccx

So what's the problem?

[DaveB]

So what's the problem?

The problem is that that doesnt generate screaming headlines for the Daily Heil to sell papers to easily agitated little englanders.

[DimPrawn]

That hand gel should be fitted to pub bogs.

The number of blokes who have a piss and/or tulip and don't wash their hands is appalling.

And before CyberCreep kicks off, none of them look like "foreigners" to me.

[d000hg]

That hand gel should be fitted to pub bogs.

?It would have to be located outside the bog, so you can clean your hands after touching the door-handle.

[snaw]

?It would have to be located outside the bog, so you can clean your hands after touching the door-handle.

Chutney Spoon.