Problem today is that there's a min(maj)ority of selfish a****holes who couldn't give a s***
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Winkers who go to work with Swine Flu
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostAnd your delight would no doubt know no bounds when the old guy in the postroom and the pregnant secretary copped it?Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostNever been out with a cold? For someone with a crap immune system catching it could lead to pneumonia and death.Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostMenelaus.
1. I'm in an office all by myself - admittedly no biosecurity / air changing but all I need is here (including coffee ))
2. Am now symptom-free, and have been for 48hours (last week was a symptom-fest, this week not so)
3. Not a permie therefore don't get paid when not at work
As a fellow SAS-head (even though you're an EnterpriseGuide user ) I'm not going to make a big deal out of it, but do us a favour and model from available data, yeah?
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostAnd your delight would no doubt know no bounds when the old guy in the postroom and the pregnant secretary copped it?Comment
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mmmm get over it and move on.
the NHS is currently collapsing under the weight of pointless muppets who get a slight snivel and think they are going to die of pig flu
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Originally posted by original PM View Postmmmm get over it and move on.
the NHS is currently collapsing under the weight of pointless muppets who get a slight snivel and think they are going to die of pig flu
media bandwagon jumping muppetsHard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by Menelaus View PostOi!
1. I'm in an office all by myself - admittedly no biosecurity / air changing but all I need is here (including coffee ))
2. Am now symptom-free, and have been for 48hours (last week was a symptom-fest, this week not so)
3. Not a permie therefore don't get paid when not at work
As a fellow SAS-head (even though you're an EnterpriseGuide user ) I'm not going to make a big deal out of it, but do us a favour and model from available data, yeah?
Miraculous.Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostOh stop being such a permie!!
At least if a contractor goes to work whilst feeling crap he gets paid to feel crap.
If you are hiring a builder to build you a garage and he turns up sick and does shoddy work or spends most of the time sitting about, would you be happy when he bills a full days' work?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostYou are paid on the basis you are providing a service, not to go in and fill a seat... that is permie thinking.
If you are hiring a builder to build you a garage and he turns up sick and does shoddy work or spends most of the time sitting about, would you be happy when he bills a full days' work?Hard Brexit now!
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