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Winkers who go to work with Swine Flu
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostIPeople on this forum don't discuss going to work with a cold. They discuss going into work when so ill it's a struggle to make the commute.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostOn the other hand, maybe your work doesn't require much in the way of brainpower?Hard Brexit now!
#prayfornodealComment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostPeople on this forum don't discuss going to work with a cold. They discuss going into work when so ill it's a struggle to make the commute. I doubt many people can deliver top-quality work in such situations.
(exactly W the **** HS)
We're all self-employed, entrepreneurial types. Our not being permies is a lifestyle choice - and never forget it, please.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostThere were more intimate implications than that:
I own a golden retriever.Comment
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostOh stop being such a permie!!
At least if a contractor goes to work whilst feeling crap he gets paid to feel crap. Always makes it seem more worthwhile to me. You are just worried that weedy pigeons like you contract something that your feeble metabolism struggles to overcome. As the say in Russia.........Tuffski!!Comment
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Originally posted by expat View PostAt my partner's office one guy comes in though his wife has been diagnosed with swine flu. He is likely to be able to infect others whether he shows sympoms or not. So my partner has decided not to visit her elderly parents for the moment, in case she carries it to them and kills them. Another of her colleagues in the office has decided likewise. Thanks mate for effing up other people's lives, glad you're not showing any symptoms. But if my partner or her parents die from swine flu, you will be showing some symptoms of something.
I could easily get swine flu in office, train, supermarket, park, at my wedding next weekend, etcetc. Mrs BP's mother awaiting a triple bypass at the moment so we need to keep clear. But what can one do?Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostIf you can prove where you got it from. Is there no other possible source?
I could easily get swine flu in office, train, supermarket, park, at my wedding next weekend, etcetc. Mrs BP's mother awaiting a triple bypass at the moment so we need to keep clear. But what can one do?
Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI would take great delight in infecting the permies.
Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by expat View PostSo my partner has decided not to visit her elderly parents for the moment, in case she carries it to them and kills them.
Oh and another thing, keep your pointless threats to yourself.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Originally posted by sasguru View Post... DO all PM's have a congenital aversion to logical thinking?Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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