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Winkers who go to work with Swine Flu

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    #91
    Great... just had one of the EDS bosses turn up snivelling and complaining of a sore throat, he's come down from Birmingham.
    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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      #92
      Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
      Great... just had one of the EDS bosses turn up snivelling and complaining of a sore throat, he's come down from Birmingham.
      Kill him. Its the only way to be safe.

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        #93
        He’s now sat there typing away saying things like “I’m too busy to be ill”.

        Yeh thanks mate, why don’t you just feck off home and get paid for the privilege… Something I won’t be able to do when I’m stuck at home and my daughter has to stay at the grandparents.
        Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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          #94
          Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
          He’s now sat there typing away saying things like “I’m too busy to be ill”.

          Yeh thanks mate, why don’t you just flip off home and get paid for the privilege… Something I won’t be able to do when I’m stuck at home and my daughter has to stay at the grandparents.
          Maybe you can get rid of him by ostentatiously picking your nose, then examining the fruits of your labour.
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