and so the end is near.................

[zara_backdog]

Pah, I went shopping with girlfriend and both sister for three DAYS!

I salute you Sir

[voodooflux]

Not sure why contractors should be higher than average.

Working away from home might put a strain on things? Although it might also help some marriages!

[voodooflux]

Pah, I went shopping with girlfriend and both sister for three DAYS!

Heroic! It's your world, we just live in it.

[PAH]

Pah, I went shopping with girlfriend and both sister for three DAYS!

Glad to hear it. You can borrow mine next time they want to go shopping.

That 24 hour opening's a real bastard isn't it.

[Spacecadet]

Working away from home might put a strain on things? Although it might also help some marriages!

sad to say i think it actually helps mine, i'm actually being encouraged to find contracts away

[Incognito]

I salute you Sir

Washing
Ironing
Fu**ing
Etc

Anything else is just softening them up.

[Stan.goodvibes]

Well I'm confused. The kids are gone, your wife has been harbouring a deep-seated resentment from something you did last century* and is unlikely to get over it any time soon...

I can only assume you stayed for the kids. Give her half, take whats left and get out there and experience life without guilt. You'll never look back.

Go on, off you go.

* if she hasn't worked out that the only reason you slept with her best friend is because you were missing her and her friend reminded you of her, by now, then theres no hope.

Women - can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em

[bobhope]

Ahhh shopping. Hate it with a passion.

Shopping is not a leisure pursuit or a ***** hobby.

What I hate is those "visitor's" gift shops you find whenever you go somewhere to visit.

Whatever is bought is either never used, or used once or twice and ends up in the basement.

[monkeyboy]

Pah, I went shopping with girlfriend and both sister for three DAYS!

Did you get the rewards in the bedroom?