and so the end is near.................

[Platypus]

We once trapsed around a load of shops with her looking for magic jeans - ones that didn't make her fat @rse look fat. After a while I told her that what she needed was actually a smaller @rse. Then the jeans she was attempting to put over it would actually have a chance of covering it.

[Spacecadet]

We once trapsed around a load of shops with her looking for magic jeans - ones that didn't make her fat @rse look fat. After a while I told her that what she needed was actually a smaller @rse. Then the jeans she was attempting to put over it would actually have a chance of covering it.

mans one weakness, shopping

anymore than an hour and i have to disappear for a pint to recover

[TheFaQQer]

We once trapsed around a load of shops with her looking for magic jeans - ones that didn't make her fat @rse look fat. After a while I told her that what she needed was actually a smaller @rse. Then the jeans she was attempting to put over it would actually have a chance of covering it.

[Platypus]

mans one weakness, shopping

Shop for clothes with a woman (**) and you'll be richly rewarded in the bedroom later




EDIT (**) unless you're married to her

[Bob Dalek]

Shop for clothes with a woman and you'll be richly rewarded in the bedroom later

You mean allowed to sleep for a few hours to restore one's will to live?

[BoredBloke]

My wife seems to think that she has a more logical thought process then me. On one occasion I had to put her straight. I told her that

My logic is more advanced than your basic logic and because your basic logic can't comprehend my superior logic it incorrectly assumes that it is wrong.

She was still trying to work that out as I made my exit.

[DodgyAgent]

My wife seems to think that she has a more logical thought process then me. On one occasion I had to put her straight. I told her that

My logic is more advanced than your basic logic and because your basic logic can't comprehend my superior logic it incorrectly assumes that it is wrong.

She was still trying to work that out as I made my exit.

Final exit

[Purple Dalek]

mans one weakness, shopping

anymore than an hour and i have to disappear for a pint to recover

Pah, I went shopping with girlfriend and both sister for three DAYS!

[EternalOptimist]

Pah, I went shopping with girlfriend and both sister for three DAYS!

jeez, these daleks are HARD

[BrilloPad]

I wonder what the divorce rate is for contractors. I suspect it's higher than average, especially if the wife was retail.

Police have a very high divorce rate. Not sure why contractors should be higher than average.