Originally posted by TonyEnglish
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and so the end is near.................
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Originally posted by TonyEnglish View PostWe once trapsed around a load of shops with her looking for magic jeans - ones that didn't make her fat @rse look fat. After a while I told her that what she needed was actually a smaller @rse. Then the jeans she was attempting to put over it would actually have a chance of covering it.
anymore than an hour and i have to disappear for a pint to recoverCoffee's for closersComment
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Originally posted by TonyEnglish View PostWe once trapsed around a load of shops with her looking for magic jeans - ones that didn't make her fat @rse look fat. After a while I told her that what she needed was actually a smaller @rse. Then the jeans she was attempting to put over it would actually have a chance of covering it.Comment
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Originally posted by Platypus View PostShop for clothes with a woman and you'll be richly rewarded in the bedroom laterComment
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My wife seems to think that she has a more logical thought process then me. On one occasion I had to put her straight. I told her that
My logic is more advanced than your basic logic and because your basic logic can't comprehend my superior logic it incorrectly assumes that it is wrong.
She was still trying to work that out as I made my exit.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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Originally posted by TonyEnglish View PostMy wife seems to think that she has a more logical thought process then me. On one occasion I had to put her straight. I told her that
My logic is more advanced than your basic logic and because your basic logic can't comprehend my superior logic it incorrectly assumes that it is wrong.
She was still trying to work that out as I made my exit.
Final exitLet us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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Originally posted by Spacecadet View Postmans one weakness, shopping
anymore than an hour and i have to disappear for a pint to recoverComment
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Originally posted by Purple Dalek View PostPah, I went shopping with girlfriend and both sister for three DAYS!
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostI wonder what the divorce rate is for contractors. I suspect it's higher than average, especially if the wife was retail.Comment
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