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I almost did, but the returns policy was crapOriginally posted by EternalOptimist View Postjeez, I ve heard about it, do people actually do it ?
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I recognise that placeOriginally posted by Spacecadet View Postbecause knowing who was top of the charts christmas 1973 isn't a good way of starting an argument at 12.30am when your partner is trying to sleep ready for a 5am alarm call
And another thing!
Whenever YOU have an issue they always say "oh for heaven's sake forget it and move on" making you feel bad for bringing it up. Then they bring up the same old crap time after time, year after year
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incorrectly closing XML tags. women hate that.Originally posted by foritisme View Post<\dailymail mode>Originally posted by BolshieBastardYou're fulfilling a business role not partaking in a rock and roll concert.Comment
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My wife asked me that a bit ago and I said without thinking - How could it not. That went down like a sh1t sandwich.Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostWomen seem to remember the most trivial detail of a disagreement for years. So this begs the question why are they so poor at quizzes?
Back on subject, did you hessitate when asked "Does my bum look big in this?"Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Indeed! Learned that lesson very early-on. "Mrs. Dalek, that dress/top/skirt/whatever looks divine on you,", is my stock response. One evening's worth of the frosty atmosphere is more than enough!Originally posted by TonyEnglish View PostMy wife asked me that a bit ago and I said without thinking - How could it not. That went down like a tulip sandwich.Comment
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proof that men learn quicker than womenOriginally posted by Bob Dalek View PostIndeed! Learned that lesson very early-on. "Mrs. Dalek, that dress/top/skirt/whatever looks divine on you,", is my stock response. One evening's worth of the frosty atmosphere is more than enough!
Women will just give you the same line about how your favourite shirt makes you look like a tw@ again and again and not give a damnCoffee's for closersComment
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We once trapsed around a load of shops with her looking for magic jeans - ones that didn't make her fat @rse look fat. After a while I told her that what she needed was actually a smaller @rse. Then the jeans she was attempting to put over it would actually have a chance of covering it.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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So, not just me, then?Originally posted by Spacecadet View Postproof that men learn quicker than women
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