and so the end is near.................

[EternalOptimist]

Yepski

jeez, I ve heard about it, do people actually do it ?

[Spacecadet]

jeez, I ve heard about it, do people actually do it ?

I almost did, but the returns policy was crap

[Platypus]

because knowing who was top of the charts christmas 1973 isn't a good way of starting an argument at 12.30am when your partner is trying to sleep ready for a 5am alarm call

I recognise that place

And another thing!

Whenever YOU have an issue they always say "oh for heaven's sake forget it and move on" making you feel bad for bringing it up. Then they bring up the same old crap time after time, year after year

[lambrini_socialist]

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incorrectly closing XML tags. women hate that.

[BoredBloke]

Women seem to remember the most trivial detail of a disagreement for years. So this begs the question why are they so poor at quizzes?


Back on subject, did you hessitate when asked "Does my bum look big in this?"

My wife asked me that a bit ago and I said without thinking - How could it not. That went down like a sh1t sandwich.

[Bob Dalek]

My wife asked me that a bit ago and I said without thinking - How could it not. That went down like a tulip sandwich.

Indeed! Learned that lesson very early-on. "Mrs. Dalek, that dress/top/skirt/whatever looks divine on you,", is my stock response. One evening's worth of the frosty atmosphere is more than enough!

[Spacecadet]

Indeed! Learned that lesson very early-on. "Mrs. Dalek, that dress/top/skirt/whatever looks divine on you,", is my stock response. One evening's worth of the frosty atmosphere is more than enough!

proof that men learn quicker than women

Women will just give you the same line about how your favourite shirt makes you look like a tw@ again and again and not give a damn

[BoredBloke]

We once trapsed around a load of shops with her looking for magic jeans - ones that didn't make her fat @rse look fat. After a while I told her that what she needed was actually a smaller @rse. Then the jeans she was attempting to put over it would actually have a chance of covering it.

[Bob Dalek]

proof that men learn quicker than women

Women will just give you the same line about how your favourite shirt makes you look like a tw@ again and again and not give a damn

So, not just me, then?

[TheFaQQer]

incorrectly closing XML tags. women hate that.