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and so the end is near.................
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Originally posted by Bob Dalek View PostGo on, what did you do?It was marrying her, wasn't it. She's never forgiven you.I don't know, think you are in a happy marriage only to find out something I did nearly 25 years ago has stayed with my other half and made her life hell.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Some farts do linger.Originally posted by foritisme View PostI don't know, think you are in a happy marriage only to find out something I did nearly 25 years ago has stayed with my other half and made her life hell.
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"I hope Celtic realise that, if their team is good enough, they will win. If they're not good enough, they'll not win - and they can't look at anybody else, whether it is referees or any other influence." - Walter Smith
On them! On them! They fail!Comment
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Women do have needs.Originally posted by foritisme View PostNo - it's been brought up a few times, but after 25 yrs the needle as worn down completely for me.
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Women seem to remember the most trivial detail of a disagreement for years. So this begs the question why are they so poor at quizzes?
Back on subject, did you hessitate when asked "Does my bum look big in this?"The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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because knowing who was top of the charts christmas 1973 isn't a good way of starting an arguement at 12.30am when your partner is trying to sleep ready for a 5am alarm callOriginally posted by Bagpuss View PostWomen seem to remember the most trivial detail of a disagreement for years. So this begs the question why are they so poor at quizzes?Coffee's for closersComment
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