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I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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Man & woman watching The Bourne Identity...Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostWomen seem to remember the most trivial detail of a disagreement for years. So this begs the question why are they so poor at quizzes?
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Matt Damon. Stupid woman.Originally posted by Bob Dalek View PostMan & woman watching The Bourne Identity...
Woman (after 45 minutes, pointing to Bourne): Who's he, again?"I hope Celtic realise that, if their team is good enough, they will win. If they're not good enough, they'll not win - and they can't look at anybody else, whether it is referees or any other influence." - Walter Smith
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Yep terrible actor!Originally posted by Incognito View PostMatt Damon. Stupid woman.The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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thought he was quite accurate in Team America: World PoliceOriginally posted by Bagpuss View PostYep terrible actor!The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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Maatt Daamon.Originally posted by chef View Postthought he was quite accurate in Team America: World PoliceRule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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In all honesty It is an awful thing to go through. Have you tried relate or anything like that?Originally posted by foritisme View PostI don't know, think you are in a happy marriage only to find out something I did nearly 25 years ago has stayed with my other half and made her life hell.
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Happy to split everything 50/50 and take on our debts (yes I know I'm a contrator and all that). Could she go for a lot more than 50/50 - kids are over 18
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Me and my other half had problems (after 17 years) and split up for 6 months - but we have worked it out - with the help of counseling and a lot of honest soul searching.
It was bl00dy awful, but seems to have put us back on trackI'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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I wonder what the divorce rate is for contractors. I suspect it's higher than average, especially if the wife was retail.The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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as in russainbrides.com?Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostI wonder what the divorce rate is for contractors. I suspect it's higher than average, especially if the wife was retail.Coffee's for closersComment
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YepskiThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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