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    #11
    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
    the tablets didn't clear it up?
    How can tablets undo a sex change op?
    Coffee's for closers

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      #12
      Originally posted by Bob Dalek View Post
      Go on, what did you do?
      Both her sisters.

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        #13
        Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
        How can tablets undo a sex change op?
        a home made op?

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          #14
          seriously though. i'm sorry to hear that foritisme. even though, obviously it is not me.

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            #15
            Originally posted by Bob Dalek View Post
            Go on, what did you do?
            I don't know, think you are in a happy marriage only to find out something I did nearly 25 years ago has stayed with my other half and made her life hell.
            It was marrying her, wasn't it. She's never forgiven you.
            Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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              #16
              Originally posted by foritisme View Post
              I don't know, think you are in a happy marriage only to find out something I did nearly 25 years ago has stayed with my other half and made her life hell.
              Some farts do linger.

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                #17
                You didn't tell her you were a virgin did you?

                Linky SFW
                (In severe bad taste, I know I'm sorry, )
                "I hope Celtic realise that, if their team is good enough, they will win. If they're not good enough, they'll not win - and they can't look at anybody else, whether it is referees or any other influence." - Walter Smith

                On them! On them! They fail!

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by foritisme View Post
                  No - it's been brought up a few times, but after 25 yrs the needle as worn down completely for me.
                  Women do have needs.


                  Sorry to hear though.

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                    #19
                    Women seem to remember the most trivial detail of a disagreement for years. So this begs the question why are they so poor at quizzes?


                    Back on subject, did you hessitate when asked "Does my bum look big in this?"
                    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                      Women seem to remember the most trivial detail of a disagreement for years. So this begs the question why are they so poor at quizzes?
                      because knowing who was top of the charts christmas 1973 isn't a good way of starting an arguement at 12.30am when your partner is trying to sleep ready for a 5am alarm call
                      Coffee's for closers

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