Reply to: and so the end is near.................

[monkeyboy]

Pah, I went shopping with girlfriend and both sister for three DAYS!

Did you get the rewards in the bedroom?

[bobhope]

Ahhh shopping. Hate it with a passion.

Shopping is not a leisure pursuit or a ***** hobby.

What I hate is those "visitor's" gift shops you find whenever you go somewhere to visit.

Whatever is bought is either never used, or used once or twice and ends up in the basement.

[Stan.goodvibes]

Well I'm confused. The kids are gone, your wife has been harbouring a deep-seated resentment from something you did last century* and is unlikely to get over it any time soon...

I can only assume you stayed for the kids. Give her half, take whats left and get out there and experience life without guilt. You'll never look back.

Go on, off you go.

* if she hasn't worked out that the only reason you slept with her best friend is because you were missing her and her friend reminded you of her, by now, then theres no hope.

Women - can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em

[Incognito]

I salute you Sir

Washing
Ironing
Fu**ing
Etc

Anything else is just softening them up.

[Spacecadet]

Working away from home might put a strain on things? Although it might also help some marriages!

sad to say i think it actually helps mine, i'm actually being encouraged to find contracts away

[PAH]

Pah, I went shopping with girlfriend and both sister for three DAYS!

Glad to hear it. You can borrow mine next time they want to go shopping.

That 24 hour opening's a real bastard isn't it.

[voodooflux]

Pah, I went shopping with girlfriend and both sister for three DAYS!

Heroic! It's your world, we just live in it.

[voodooflux]

Not sure why contractors should be higher than average.

Working away from home might put a strain on things? Although it might also help some marriages!

[zara_backdog]

Pah, I went shopping with girlfriend and both sister for three DAYS!

I salute you Sir

[BrilloPad]

I wonder what the divorce rate is for contractors. I suspect it's higher than average, especially if the wife was retail.

Police have a very high divorce rate. Not sure why contractors should be higher than average.

[EternalOptimist]

Pah, I went shopping with girlfriend and both sister for three DAYS!

jeez, these daleks are HARD

[Purple Dalek]

mans one weakness, shopping

anymore than an hour and i have to disappear for a pint to recover

Pah, I went shopping with girlfriend and both sister for three DAYS!

[DodgyAgent]

My wife seems to think that she has a more logical thought process then me. On one occasion I had to put her straight. I told her that

My logic is more advanced than your basic logic and because your basic logic can't comprehend my superior logic it incorrectly assumes that it is wrong.

She was still trying to work that out as I made my exit.

Final exit

[BoredBloke]

My wife seems to think that she has a more logical thought process then me. On one occasion I had to put her straight. I told her that

My logic is more advanced than your basic logic and because your basic logic can't comprehend my superior logic it incorrectly assumes that it is wrong.

She was still trying to work that out as I made my exit.

[Bob Dalek]

Shop for clothes with a woman and you'll be richly rewarded in the bedroom later

You mean allowed to sleep for a few hours to restore one's will to live?