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    And they are going to publish it...

    Panic over.

    Sorry.

    Penguin are going to republish Roald Dahl's full works later this year.

    Puffin are going to have the cleansed version for children.


    linky - https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-e...-b2288880.html


    Oh and it is nothing to do with the Queen Consort.
    Last edited by SueEllen; 24 February 2023, 12:59. Reason: To add a link
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    #2
    Maybe they could have cleansed versions of all books for wokes and have soiled versions, with only offensive stuff, for the rest of us.
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      #3
      Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
      Maybe they could have cleansed versions of all books for wokes and have soiled versions, with only offensive stuff, for the rest of us.
      Or even create filthified versions of innocent books. Every book to be published in three editions; Puffin for the kiddies, Penguin for the adults and Bonobo for the dirty old men/women.
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        #4
        It's nothing new. I was taught Gulliver's Travels in primary school and thoroughly enjoyed it.. Many years later I re-read the original version; there were quite a lot of "updates" that somehow got omitted from the first one! The difference now is that the primary school people are now twenty-year olds and a bunch of forty year old self-proclaimed mentors seem to think they need the same protection from harsh reality.
        Blog? What blog...?

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          #5
          Originally posted by Uncle Albert View Post

          Or even create filthified versions of innocent books. Every book to be published in three editions; Puffin for the kiddies, Penguin for the adults and Bonobo for the dirty old men/women.
          Fifty shades of Violet?

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            #6
            No such thing as bad advertising.
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              #7
              Or even create filthified versions of innocent books. Every book to be published in three editions; Puffin for the kiddies, Penguin for the adults and Bonobo for the dirty old men/women.
              Last one sounds like my sort of thing. Although Adele Penguins are pervy gits too.

              https://nypost.com/2018/04/14/pengui...erted-animals/
              bloggoth

              If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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                #8
                Originally posted by malvolio View Post
                It's nothing new. I was taught Gulliver's Travels in primary school and thoroughly enjoyed it.. Many years later I re-read the original version; there were quite a lot of "updates" that somehow got omitted from the first one!
                Gulliver's Travels is an interesting one. Most of the adaptations only focus on the first 2 locations (Lilliput and Brobdingnag), so I was quite surprised when I read the book and found out about Laputa and the Houyhnhnms. I was also surprised that the "footnotes" (in an appendix) were longer than the actual novel! There were loads of political references that had gone completely over my head when I took the story at face value.

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                  was quite surprised when I read the book and found out about Laputa and the Houyhnhnms
                  You may have a point. Will have to read it again if I can be *rsed. That's the problem with online comments generally, we all wade in with our opinions despite only having read a few headlines.
                  bloggoth

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