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Anyone spot Whorty on the telly?

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    Anyone spot Whorty on the telly?

    "Men with extra-large penises reveal they’ve been turned down for jobs, abused by strangers, and struggle to date because they are 'fetishised' by women in jaw-dropping Ch4 documentary"

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...cumentary.html

    Is he
    Joe, 22, appeared on the programme where he said he 'suffers abuse' over penis, Said he has to wear special underwear to stop strangers from staring at him

    or
    Meanwhile Scott, 35, said his friends 'objectify' him over his large size

    or is he
    Matt, 39, said he considered his large penis a 'handicap' when it comes to dating

    Answers on a 13" postcard.
    Last edited by northernladuk; 25 October 2022, 20:30.
    'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

    #2
    Ah, my 15 minutes inches* of fame.




    *based on TV making everything look bigger and the show being broadcast 5 times
    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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      #3
      They should try becoming ballet dancers...

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        #4
        Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
        "Men with extra-large penises reveal they’ve been turned down for jobs, abused by strangers, and struggle to date because they are 'fetishised' by women in jaw-dropping Ch4 documentary"

        https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...cumentary.html

        Is he
        Joe, 22, appeared on the programme where he said he 'suffers abuse' over penis, Said he has to wear special underwear to stop strangers from staring at him

        or
        Meanwhile Scott, 35, said his friends 'objectify' him over his large size

        or is he
        Matt, 39, said he considered his large penis a 'handicap' when it comes to dating

        Answers on a 13" postcard.
        Fake news, I've never had an issue on dates with my donga being too big .....
        I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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          #5
          In Spike Milligan's army days, he described a fellow squaddie with an extra long member who was excused from wearing shorts.
          "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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            #6
            Is Naked Attraction not enough for you NLUK?
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #7
              Originally posted by Whorty View Post
              I've never had an issue on dates with my donga being too big .....
              That I believe.

              Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                #8
                Na warty just looks like a big one!
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by vetran View Post
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                    I take it the ladybird is for you?
                    I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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