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Previously on "Anyone spot Whorty on the telly?"

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  • Whorty
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
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    I take it the ladybird is for you?

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  • vetran
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  • vetran
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    Na warty just looks like a big one!

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by Whorty View Post
    I've never had an issue on dates with my donga being too big .....
    That I believe.

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  • d000hg
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    Is Naked Attraction not enough for you NLUK?

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  • Paddy
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    In Spike Milligan's army days, he described a fellow squaddie with an extra long member who was excused from wearing shorts.

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  • Whorty
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    "Men with extra-large penises reveal they’ve been turned down for jobs, abused by strangers, and struggle to date because they are 'fetishised' by women in jaw-dropping Ch4 documentary"

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...cumentary.html

    Is he
    Joe, 22, appeared on the programme where he said he 'suffers abuse' over penis, Said he has to wear special underwear to stop strangers from staring at him

    or
    Meanwhile Scott, 35, said his friends 'objectify' him over his large size

    or is he
    Matt, 39, said he considered his large penis a 'handicap' when it comes to dating

    Answers on a 13" postcard.
    Fake news, I've never had an issue on dates with my donga being too big .....

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  • AtW
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    They should try becoming ballet dancers...

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  • WTFH
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    Ah, my 15 minutes inches* of fame.




    *based on TV making everything look bigger and the show being broadcast 5 times

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  • northernladuk
    started a topic Anyone spot Whorty on the telly?

    Anyone spot Whorty on the telly?

    "Men with extra-large penises reveal they’ve been turned down for jobs, abused by strangers, and struggle to date because they are 'fetishised' by women in jaw-dropping Ch4 documentary"

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...cumentary.html

    Is he
    Joe, 22, appeared on the programme where he said he 'suffers abuse' over penis, Said he has to wear special underwear to stop strangers from staring at him

    or
    Meanwhile Scott, 35, said his friends 'objectify' him over his large size

    or is he
    Matt, 39, said he considered his large penis a 'handicap' when it comes to dating

    Answers on a 13" postcard.
    Last edited by northernladuk; 25 October 2022, 20:30.
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