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Who is it this time? sick bag edition

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    #11
    I wonder if his "Holy Grail" would be a used one from the Vomit Comet?

    qh
    He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

    I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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      #12
      Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
      ...and James Brown, from Derbyshire, has the world’s largest collection of vacuum cleaners...
      It couldn't be, could it?

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        #13
        Originally posted by quackhandle View Post
        I wonder if his "Holy Grail" would be a used one from the Vomit Comet?

        qh
        I would want a blue origin or similar.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #14
          My contracting career took in nearly 1100 flights, he can collect those barf bags if he likes (all full!)
          Former IPSE member
          My Website

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            #15
            Originally posted by Mordac View Post
            And he's got a girlfriend? How'd that happen...
            Tell me Debbie, what first attracted you to millionaire magician Paul Daniels?
            Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.

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              #16
              Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
              When I used to fly a lot on a contract I used to keep those miniature drink bottles they do on planes. Collection still in greenhouse.
              It's no weirder than collecting beermat or little matchbooks (back in the day) I suppose.
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #17
                Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

                And he's got a girlfriend? There's hope for Mordac!!
                I can assure you, there isn't...
                His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Mordac View Post

                  I can assure you, there isn't...
                  "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                    #19
                    Years ago when I was an air cadet, I had to strap other cadets into Chipmunk aircraft ready for their air experience flights. A sick bag was provided to them.
                    Despite these flights often involving aerobatics, they didn't get used very often. Only once a cadet needed to - and he emerged from the aircraft holding it aloft, looking quite proud for some reason..



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