What no parody breast threads yet? Or floppy ones?
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Space gain from Chimney Breast removal
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostWhat no parody breast threads yet? Or floppy ones?'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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Has your phone not got a LiDAR camera on it?Originally posted by BigDataPro View PostThe chimney is at the corner of the 2 rooms, which is protruded at both rooms and both protrusions are uneven. It is located in-between 2 rooms, forming kind of an uneven triangle at the corner of both rooms, going all the way up to the first floor/Loft
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Crazy what happens when you ask a professional instead a forum full of random losers innit.Originally posted by BigDataPro View PostUpdate: Probably this will end the thread. Structural engineer visited just now and indicated that the cost will outweigh the space gains. So decided stick to the original plan of kitchen extension without chimney removal.
Thanks for your various valuable opinions though!
What you need to do is printout every thread in general and place it in the chimney breast before you board it up. I'm sure in a 100 years someone will be delighted to find these and can enjoy the light hearted frivolous conversations we also enjoy.
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https://www.hlnengineering.co.uk/chi...imney%20breast.Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
Crazy what happens when you ask a professional instead a forum full of random losers innit.
What you need to do is printout every thread in general and place it in the chimney breast before you board it up. I'm sure in a 100 years someone will be delighted to find these and can enjoy the light hearted frivolous conversations we also enjoy.
If you discover that the chimney breast you want to remove is real, then you will almost certainly need to contact a structural engineer.
Actual chimney breasts form part of the structure of a house – once removed, the addition of support beams may need to be incorporated to support any masonry above.
The services of a structural engineer are essential in ensuring the safe removal of a real chimney breast. The structural engineer will need to define a method of work, perform various calculations and establish what supports, if any, are required.
The method of work and all designs will need to be submitted to the local building control office for approval prior to any work commencing."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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so no breast reduction???Originally posted by BigDataPro View PostUpdate: Probably this will end the thread. Structural engineer visited just now and indicated that the cost will outweigh the space gains. So decided stick to the original plan of kitchen extension without chimney removal.
Thanks for your various valuable opinions though!
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But spare him his life from this chimney breast monstrosityOriginally posted by GJABS View Post
But he's from a poor family?'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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You're just easy come, easy go.Originally posted by BigDataPro View PostUpdate: Probably this will end the thread. Structural engineer visited just now and indicated that the cost will outweigh the space gains. So decided stick to the original plan of kitchen extension without chimney removal.
Thanks for your various valuable opinions though!
qhHe had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.
I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.
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