Apparently we are all middle class!!

[northernladuk]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...ems-house.html

From a tofu press to a skincare fridge, Brits reveal their most middle-class items

Tofu press
Nutmeg grater
Caviar spoons
Avocado scoop
Saddles the horses have outgrown
13 kinds of flour and six kinds of rice
Digital cat flap
Teabag tongs
Electric salt and pepper grinders
Falconry glove
Electric plate warmer
Touch-free kitchen bin
Avocado grower
Mini grand piano
Chutney spoon
Boiling water tap
Pickle fork
Filtered water fountain for the cat
Champagne sword
Skincare fridge
Celery salt
Wine glasses for specific grapes
Tiffany cat bowl
Sugar tongs
Candle wick scissors
Grapefruit spoons
Le Creuset cat bowl
Pastry fork
Children’s golf clubs
Electric polenta pan
Sourdough starter
Hotel Chocolat Velvetiser
Robotic hoover
Electric corkscrew

OK OK the article is utter tripe but when it mentions Chutney Spoons it's worth a look surely.

What they do forget to mention is that if you have less then 5 in the list above then you are just a poor person with some posh gadgets thinking you are moving up the class ladder. You only fit in if you have 5 to 10 of those. If you have more than 10 then they you are likely to be a contractor.

[Lance]

have you ever licked the chutney spoon?
grated your nutmegs?

celery salt is essential for a bloody mary so not sure it meets the list criteria

[Whorty]

I have one of those items ..... damn I'm poor!

Digital cat flap

[vwdan]

I have one of those items ..... damn I'm poor!

Digital cat flap

Haha, same. I read bottom to top and was about to proudly announce having not a single item, but foiled!

[SueEllen]

I only have two of those items and I think they were freebies.
- Avocado scoop
- Teabag tongs

I got to a point a few years ago if I acquired stuff I had no need off I would get rid pronto.

[WTFH]

Two for me:
Pickle fork (how else do you get home made picked onions out of jars?)
Champagne sabre (Fox Knives)

[TwoWolves]

I only have one of those things - the sourdough starter but it's a ridiculous list full of stupid unnecessary tulip.

I have a lot of old-Etonian and PS friends from wealthy to upper-middle-class and I'm pretty sure I've never seen any of those things in their homes.

[SueEllen]

Two for me:
Pickle fork (how else do you get home made picked onions out of jars?)

Stab with a sharp knife or if you are going to finish the pickles in the jar off with your fingers.

Mmmmm pickles........

[jamesbrown]

I would need to ask my butler for an inventory.

[vetran]

Who doesn't have an RFID cat flap? Keep that un neutered Tom from popping round and stinking the place out.

Touch free bin - just sanitary not a class thing. Ours have foot pedals though, I suspect they mean the IR ones.