Need an alternative phrase

[vetran]

I hear what you're saying, but with respect, and not wishing to p*ss on your fire, but you're as correct on this as Vetran is on CUK.

Oh Deity I wasn't nice to you in one of my posts was I?

[northernladuk]

No if you are going to drop someone you need to show them where they are going, it just heightens the fear! The screams are just music to a proper BOFH.

Ahhh gotcha. You don't half learn some interesting stuff on this forum.

[DaveB]

Ahhh gotcha. You don't half learn some interesting stuff on this forum.

It's the same as leaving the receipt for a shovel, a roll of carpet and a bag of quick lime on their desk.

[vetran]

It's the same as leaving the receipt for a shovel, a roll of carpet and a bag of quick lime on their desk.

Got to hand it to the Chinese they have some great traditions.

[cojak]

Have you considered some sort of Venn Diagram?

Oh, I like it!

A snowballs hope in hell one would be appropriate. I’ll work on it.

[NotAllThere]

I think the current proposal is somewhat testicular.

[Whorty]

Oh Deity I wasn't nice to you in one of my posts was I?

Flippin hope not ... I'm not having you being nice to me just to scag a drink off me on the 10th!

[vetran]

Flippin hope not ... I'm not having you being nice to me just to scag a drink off me on the 10th!

Oh I see the secret to your success get em Drunk, sorry the beard doesn't do it for me even after 15 pints!

[Whorty]

Oh I see the secret to your success get em Drunk, sorry the beard doesn't do it for me even after 15 pints!

The beard has gone ... the girls apparently prefer me smoother these days

[vetran]

The beard has gone ... the girls apparently prefer me smoother these days

sorry its not something you can easily forget!