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    #11
    more than 2 litres of liquor in 1 hour ?
    I call BS

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      #12
      Originally posted by Andy2 View Post
      more than 2 litres of liquor in 1 hour ?
      I call BS
      Somewhere between 25 and 30 units. I can do that on a bad day. On a good day, I can do even more.

      I do recall when I was young and stupid (as opposed to old and stupid), I drank half a litre of vodka in about ten minutes. It provoked a bit of sneezing for some reason. It was weird - drunk, but wide awake. I don't recommened it.
      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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        #13
        Originally posted by _V_ View Post
        If you spent the money you spend on drink on a new computer, the update would take about 5 minutes after downloading.
        It may have been 10 but I actually can't remember.

        It definitely wasn't much longer than walk to the kitchen and make a new cup of tea...
        merely at clientco for the entertainment

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          #14
          Originally posted by Andy2 View Post
          more than 2 litres of liquor in 1 hour ?
          I call BS
          I call an alcohol dependency issue.
          merely at clientco for the entertainment

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            #15
            Originally posted by _V_ View Post
            If you spent the money you spend on drink on a new computer, the update would take about 5 minutes after downloading.
            Yeah what's he on, a 486DX?
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #16
              Originally posted by d000hg View Post

              Yeah what's he on, a 486DX?
              486DX4, now yer talking, VB6 used to fly on those babies.
              First Law of Contracting: Only the strong survive

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                #17
                Originally posted by d000hg View Post

                Yeah what's he on, a 486DX?
                No, that's reserved for mod testing.
                …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Andy2 View Post
                  more than 2 litres of liquor in 1 hour ?
                  I call BS
                  I suggest the 12 step programme.

                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

                    Somewhere between 25 and 30 units. I can do that on a bad day. On a good day, I can do even more.

                    I do recall when I was young and stupid (as opposed to old and stupid), I drank half a litre of vodka in about ten minutes. It provoked a bit of sneezing for some reason. It was weird - drunk, but wide awake. I don't recommened it.
                    flipping heck I like my booze but 30 units a day

                    That's Minestrone levels!
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by _V_ View Post

                      486DX4, now yer talking, VB6 used to fly on those babies.
                      I remember saving up for one of those, a DX4-100 if memory serves, for an upgrade on our family PC.
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                      Originally posted by vetran
                      Urine is quite nourishing

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