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    What happens during Windows 10 update

    Only one laptop tonight
    21:00 to 21:15 500ml Port
    21:15 to 21:25 500ml Cava
    21:25 to 21;35 30ml Shiraz
    21:35 to 21:40 That one litre Sherry looks nice
    21:40 half bottle Sherry missing
    21:49 remainder of Port disappears
    21:55 any bottle that needs finishing
    21:55 Pizza in the oven

    Total cost of W10 update = £75.00
    Last edited by Paddy; 12 August 2021, 05:38.
    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

    #2
    That sounds like a quiet night drinky-wise, judging by most of your posts...
    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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      #3
      How to upgrade to Windows 10, while also getting heroically drunk (bgr.com)

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        #4
        Pizza ready. Opens bottle of Merlot
        "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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          #5
          Stock up for Windoze 11...

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            #6
            Originally posted by AtW View Post
            Stock up for Windoze 11...
            LOL
            "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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              #7
              Originally posted by Paddy View Post
              Only one laptop tonight
              21:00 to 21:15 500ml Port
              21:15 to 21:25 500ml Cava
              21:25 to 21;35 30ml Shiraz
              21:35 to 21:40 That one litre Sherry looks nice
              21:40 half bottle Sherry missing
              21:49 remainder of Port disappears
              21:55 any bottle that needs finishing
              21:55 Pizza in the oven

              Total cost of W10 update = £75.00
              Are you drinking port and wine by the pint? And why only 30ml of Shriaz?

              How's the head this morning.
              Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                #8
                Originally posted by AtW View Post
                Stock up for Windoze 11...
                Didn't take that long to install on my desktop
                merely at clientco for the entertainment

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

                  Are you drinking port and wine by the pint? And why only 30ml of Shriaz?

                  How's the head this morning.
                  Up at 5:30 and I feel fine. But over the limit to drive.
                  "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                    #10
                    If you spent the money you spend on drink on a new computer, the update would take about 5 minutes after downloading.
                    First Law of Contracting: Only the strong survive

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