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Not really. I just said that for the "on a good day" joke, which I stole from Adam Kay.Originally posted by vetran View Post
flipping heck I like my booze but 30 units a day
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flipping heck I like my booze but 30 units a dayOriginally posted by NotAllThere View Post
Somewhere between 25 and 30 units. I can do that on a bad day. On a good day, I can do even more.
I do recall when I was young and stupid (as opposed to old and stupid), I drank half a litre of vodka in about ten minutes. It provoked a bit of sneezing for some reason. It was weird - drunk, but wide awake. I don't recommened it.
That's Minestrone levels!
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It may have been 10 but I actually can't remember.Originally posted by _V_ View PostIf you spent the money you spend on drink on a new computer, the update would take about 5 minutes after downloading.
It definitely wasn't much longer than walk to the kitchen and make a new cup of tea...
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Somewhere between 25 and 30 units. I can do that on a bad day. On a good day, I can do even more.Originally posted by Andy2 View Postmore than 2 litres of liquor in 1 hour ?
I call BS
I do recall when I was young and stupid (as opposed to old and stupid), I drank half a litre of vodka in about ten minutes. It provoked a bit of sneezing for some reason. It was weird - drunk, but wide awake. I don't recommened it.
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If you spent the money you spend on drink on a new computer, the update would take about 5 minutes after downloading.
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