Got drunk last night...

[Uncle Albert]

I was on my own.

There were two cans of Fosters in the fridge next to me, very attractive. I had an interest in them but when I drank them I fell asleep.

At some point I had a wet dream about a blonde, pretty young thing, she had a tight blue dress and while she was moving on the seat the dress would move up her body revealing ...
Realised It was just a dream so went to bed.

Forget to go to the loo first and wet myself overnight.

Woke up this morning with all my clothes soaked in the bathtub.

Pretty standard night.

I'm prettty sure that was what you meant to write.

[SimonMac]

Anyone else see this thread title and hope it was a MaryPoppins one?

[GigiBronz]

Why?

Did she mention her brothers, male cousins and uncles?

i come from an innocent part of the world where that is not a thing.

Another guy came over, I think it was part of their group and took her away.

uncle_albert I am sorry I don't drink fosters, only Peroni and while at home. Usually I don't keep drinks in the house as it is too tempting.
A lot of haters around here... if life has passed you by, it doesn't mean other people can't do stupid things and be proud of it.

[OwlHoot]

A lot of haters around here... if life has passed you by, ..

You're lucky your life didn't "pass you by" in a flash, jumping pissed into the Thames at night!

[GigiBronz]

You're lucky your life didn't "pass you by" in a flash, jumping pissed into the Thames at night!

my hometown is near Danube and I am used to going fishing, swimming in fast waters. Know a few people that drowned before i reached 18yo, my uncle as well within his 30s. It is part of life.
I have a dare with my flatmate that I swim Greenwich to Canary Wharf at some point while drunk, hopefully I will not try it too soon. Might be a bit difficult to pull this one off, not very athletic atm.

My first memory of seeing someone dieing was when I was 6-7 yo and my father was trying to teach me how to swim, army style, so I was 30-40m from the shore on a floating dingy when all of a sudden an older person came out of water with eyes rolled back. He left me alone there and went to help the other guy. (later found)He was a grandfather that was swimming with his grandchild when he stepped in a hole and a wave took him away and only came back out near us. My father carried him back to the shore with the help of another person. the older guy was probably around 180-190cm while my father is quite small, 165 I think. He had a round belly probably from all the water he had swollen, the image is quite grotesque how I recall it.
They've tried to resuscitate him on the shore but could not manage. Am helicopter came by a few minutes later with medical help but only to declare him dead.

My father was in the military, not quite sure what they did to them there but I think they would parachute them in remote places of the country and allowed them to reach civilisation. Part of that spirit hopefully was passed to me.

these memories only return while i am drunk so happy with it as well...

[NotAllThere]

The biggest danger of swimming in the Thames is bacterial.

I used to be a legend, even had a nickname for the periods I would go bonkers.

I can imagine.

Back then a legend. Then a myth and now barely a fantasy.

(Oh, no one hates you hear. Pities you, quite likely).

[GigiBronz]

The biggest danger of swimming in the Thames is bacterial.
I can imagine.

Back then a legend. Then a myth and now barely a fantasy.

(Oh, no one hates you hear. Pities you, quite likely).

I took a shower when I got home, it felt a bit dirty but can't say I did it consciously. But swam in Danube quite a few times in the past and that one is probably worse.

In terms of the pitty side of things, you are probably right. I am recovering today but tomorrow going back into it.
Morally wrong yes, but I am turning a bit of nihilist lately and at the same time how can something that feels good be wrong? You get called playfully 'daddy' by a good looking 22yo, you flirt and know you have a chance. I don't think it gets better than this.

[jamesbrown]

while drunk

I'm sensing a pattern...

[Whorty]

Neah that's about pretty much it. Apart from the alimony thing, I think the blood was slowly leaving the upper part of my body, to think, at that point...

I have other stories as well, when I was in university I used to do the most idiotic things you could think, I used to be a legend, even had a nickname for the periods I would go bonkers. some of them that I only recall only when I am drunk. Makes it easier to live with myself.

You call yourself a legend? Do you know how sad and desperate that sounds mate?

[Fraidycat]

You call yourself a legend? Do you know how sad and desperate that sounds mate?

Nothing new, nearly all his posts on CUK sound sad and desperate.