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Please don't. Whales get trapped in the Thames and can't swim against the tide it is so strong down that section. You will die. Go down to Henley and swim and you'll be fine, but the central London and docks section, it really will be suicide mate.
I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man
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Subconsciously that might be what he wants to doOriginally posted by Whorty View Postit really will be suicide mate.
He does sound pretty depressed from many of his posts.Comment
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Isn't that what life is? sadness and desperation?Originally posted by Fraidycat View Post
Nothing new, nearly all his posts on CUK sound sad and desperate.
I might actually do it one day. Maybe it even reach the news.Originally posted by Whorty View PostPlease don't. Whales get trapped in the Thames and can't swim against the tide it is so strong down that section. You will die. Go down to Henley and swim and you'll be fine, but the central London and docks section, it really will be suicide mate.
"Washed up IT consultant tries to prove there are still some life left in the business" might server a better cause than all the effort the usual outlets have put to the cause.
I'll get one of those life vests that inflate in case of emergency.Last edited by GigiBronz; 9 July 2021, 18:18.Comment
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FTFYOriginally posted by GigiBronz View Post
Isn't that what life is? sadness and desperation?
I might actually do it one day. Maybe it even reach the news.
"Washed up failed IT consultant tries to prove there are still some life left in the business" might server a better cause than all the effort the usual outlets have put to the cause.
I'll get one of those life vests that inflate in case of emergency.I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man
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Oh the irony!Originally posted by Fraidycat View Post
Nothing new, nearly all his posts on CUK sound sad and desperate.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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The video is quite good. Thanks.Originally posted by Fraidycat View Post
Anyway, all energy in life is sexual. Depravation seems like a better option.Comment
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If a Whale who is a sea creature can't cope with the tides on the Thames why do you think a life vest will save you?Originally posted by GigiBronz View Post
Isn't that what life is? sadness and desperation?
I might actually do it one day. Maybe it even reach the news.
"Washed up IT consultant tries to prove there are still some life left in the business" might server a better cause than all the effort the usual outlets have put to the cause.
I'll get one of those life vests that inflate in case of emergency.
Don't be an idiot."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Local drunk chap thought it a good idea to jump in to the shallow river that is about a metre deep. The force of the water dragged him along to the the weir and mill where he drowned. He was pulled along so fast his mates could not catch him up.Originally posted by Whorty View PostPlease don't. Whales get trapped in the Thames and can't swim against the tide it is so strong down that section. You will die. Go down to Henley and swim and you'll be fine, but the central London and docks section, it really will be suicide mate."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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