sharing house with the unwashed INKSPE.
First place was a garden flat in a posh area I mortgaged myself to the hilt.
Second a 4 bed house with my sexy new wife.
The next two were progressively bigger detached houses with their own driveways (mainly because my sexy wife kept getting pregnant).
We have cats, a garden and everything.
I can smell millennial tears, there is a sight hint of crushed Avocado and skinny caramel Grosso macchiato.
Have fun I'm off to a birthday tea party with a load of poor millennials who live in 1 bed flats with kids and aren't earning £50k as a couple.
First place was a garden flat in a posh area I mortgaged myself to the hilt.
Second a 4 bed house with my sexy new wife.
The next two were progressively bigger detached houses with their own driveways (mainly because my sexy wife kept getting pregnant).
We have cats, a garden and everything.
I can smell millennial tears, there is a sight hint of crushed Avocado and skinny caramel Grosso macchiato.
Have fun I'm off to a birthday tea party with a load of poor millennials who live in 1 bed flats with kids and aren't earning £50k as a couple.
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