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Oh well, maybe young ladies will start fancying us old farts.
Oh well, maybe young ladies will start fancying us old farts.
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If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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The ancient Greeks liked small willies on their statues. I reckon it stems back to when some sculptor was doing the final touches and accidentally broke off half of it, then everone else copied the style.England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada. -
Are men reporting "it used to be 10 inches long and now it's only 4"?Comment
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We won't be able to blame the cold after global warming, so we need a new excuse.Originally posted by ladymuck View PostComment
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It’s smog - can’t see equal sized things a foot awayComment
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‘The current state of reproductive affairs can’t continue much longer without threatening human survival,’
There's hope for planet earth yet!Scoots still says that Apr 2020 didn't mark the start of a new stock bull market.Comment
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I've never said that, and you can't prove it*!!!Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
* Please don't contact any of my old girlfriends, they may not back me upI am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man
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10 inches??? Oh dear we know a song about that!
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Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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They should have asked "How long is your thingy?" in the census.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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