REAL DOOM

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Andy2 replied

26 March 2021, 11:07
its a double whammy. Not only these chemicals will shrink the penises they will increase women's breast sizes also
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vetran replied

26 March 2021, 10:40
Originally posted by DonaldJTrump View Post

Feck... you're old to remember that!

Not really
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DonaldJTrump replied

26 March 2021, 10:36
Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

My dingaling?

Feck... you're old to remember that!
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AtW replied

26 March 2021, 10:17
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

They should have asked "How long is your thingy?" in the census.

The main objective of census is to get honest responses...
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ladymuck replied

26 March 2021, 09:48
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

They should have asked "How long is your thingy?" in the census.

My dingaling?
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xoggoth replied

26 March 2021, 09:48
They should have asked "How long is your thingy?" in the census.
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vetran replied

26 March 2021, 09:45
10 inches??? Oh dear we know a song about that!

NSFW
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Whorty replied

26 March 2021, 07:54
Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

Are men reporting "it used to be 10 inches long and now it's only 4"?

I've never said that, and you can't prove it*!!!

* Please don't contact any of my old girlfriends, they may not back me up
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DealorNoDeal replied

26 March 2021, 06:39
‘The current state of reproductive affairs can’t continue much longer without threatening human survival,’

There's hope for planet earth yet!
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AtW replied

25 March 2021, 23:28
It’s smog - can’t see equal sized things a foot away
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mattster replied

25 March 2021, 22:22
Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

Are men reporting "it used to be 10 inches long and now it's only 4"?

We won't be able to blame the cold after global warming, so we need a new excuse.
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ladymuck replied

25 March 2021, 22:03
Are men reporting "it used to be 10 inches long and now it's only 4"?
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Uncle Albert replied

25 March 2021, 20:41
The ancient Greeks liked small willies on their statues. I reckon it stems back to when some sculptor was doing the final touches and accidentally broke off half of it, then everone else copied the style.
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xoggoth started a topic REAL DOOM

25 March 2021, 20:32
REAL DOOM

https://metro.co.uk/2021/03/24/mens-...tion-14297403/

Oh well, maybe young ladies will start fancying us old farts.
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