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Compulsory Covid vaccinations
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What if it reduces fertility by 95% so that only the global elite can breed a new super race? God there's some nutters about. Vaccinate everybody by force and be done with it!First Law of Contracting: Only the strong survive -
It'll probably come to that if they are ever able to aerosolize the vaccine, with little "air fresheners" installed outside tube stations and similarOriginally posted by _V_ View Post
What if it reduces fertility by 95% so that only the global elite can breed a new super race? God there's some nutters about. Vaccinate everybody by force and be done with it!
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"I'm not putting anything into my body if I don't know what it is" - Maureen, in Iceland, while putting 40 frozen burgers for £4 into her shopping basket.Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
Cos my mate Maxine who is on furlough from the nail bar on the high street said it's full of nanobots to turn us into zombies.
How would these melts have coped in the days of smallpox and TB?See You Next TuesdayComment
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"I don't put chemicals into my body" says Brian while downing a protein shakeOriginally posted by Lance View Post
"I'm not putting anything into my body if I don't know what it is" - Maureen, in Iceland, while putting 40 frozen burgers for £4 into her shopping basket.Comment
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From behind a massive cloud of vape, whilst on the blower to his coke dealer. Bit of a multi-tasker, Brian.Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
"I don't put chemicals into my body" says Brian while downing a protein shakeComment
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Have you never wondered what's in all those hand "sanitisers". They don't just sterilise your hands.Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
It'll probably come to that if they are ever able to aerosolize the vaccine, with little "air fresheners" installed outside tube stations and similar

Time for this again:Originally posted by Lance View Post
"I'm not putting anything into my body if I don't know what it is" - Maureen, in Iceland, while putting 40 frozen burgers for £4 into her shopping basket.

I believe in getting immunity the old-fashioned way: By letting a bat virus take control of my lungs and turn my face into a disgusting plague fountain while my immune system desperately Googles 'how to make spike protein antibodies.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Before heading home to take a tokeOriginally posted by ladymuck View Post
"I don't put chemicals into my body" says Brian while downing a protein shake
I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man
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You hoping to improve your looks then?Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
Have you never wondered what's in all those hand "sanitisers". They don't just sterilise your hands.
Time for this again:

I believe in getting immunity the old-fashioned way: By letting a bat virus take control of my lungs and turn my face into a disgusting plague fountain while my immune system desperately Googles 'how to make spike protein antibodies.Comment
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It has to be.Originally posted by _V_ View Post
You can be sure the legislation will be much broader than the current Covid pandemic and just care homes.
There will be pandemics in future."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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But surely if the vaccine is as amazing as they say it is, as long as the care home residents are vaccinated it makes no difference if the staff are?Comment
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